GERMAN RULES THE WORLD! ...not

"in german LOL with amy (she sayyy hi!!!) and charlotte and not to forgwet the all important mr macanulty!!!!!"


the above comment was written and this blog originated in my german class, second period today. We we're on the computers and supposed to be doing something about prepositions but yehhh whatever. Anyhoo, this is my third blog ever and I think I've had this thing for over a year now. Wow, shocking much? But if you refer to the last thing i said on my last blog, I questioned the next time I would blog, although a few months is a wee bit less than what it is really.

Now I shall give you a summary of the events I can remember occuring:

• Recently I had a school trip to alton towers which was awesome.
• I bought a new kitten (that was only last saturday actually) hes very affectionate and never shuts up - hes called Gus. Shot for Augustus.
• I had 3rd year exams.
  

Ok so a lot more than that happened but I'm not in the mood to think, so stick with that.
BTW currently my cat Gus is perched on my shoulder, oh no, now hes lying down, making it very difficulty to type. No Joke.

School day:

REGI.

The regi teacher I have now is here a lot more often and also speaks exactly what he thinks about everything - eg "I feel sorry for you having to be in classes with these idiots" or "it is not my job to have to teach idiots like you" the idiots he is referring to is of course our mortal enemy: chavs. Yes, yes I do thinks hes awesome.

1st PERIOD.

I didn't go. HOLY SHIT MEGAN YOU REBEL!!! No, no thats not right, I haven't got the balls to skive so calm down (hey least I admit it). I did have maths (yay for shitty fast track that i will probably fail!!) but we're were supposed to hand in all the past papers and books he'd given us out and gues what? I forgot them. My math teacher is also very scary plus Amand repeatedly (and on purpose) said how much he looked like he was in a bad mood. So I decided to go to a 100m heat for sports day, though I don't plan on doing sports day. Never thought PE would be my saviour. I also came 7th, sound good right? Wrong. Thats out of 10 people. Can you believe I used to be the fastest kid in my primary school AND i came tied first in the same thing last year. Don't worry, I don't believe it either.


2nd PERIOD.

I had german and yes I did go, otherwise this whole blog would have never happened. Scar thought right? Anyway like I said earlier - in computer rooms supposed to be doing some german works. Instead I found out Amy has a blog and I spent ages covincing her to let me on and show me it, I then thought what the hell might as well log onto this old thing. It took me a while to remember my password but I got there. After that I went on babel fish: the bestest german translator everrrrrr. I trsnalated loads of shit like: you make me wetter than seaworld, we had amazing sex last night, you turn me on - you get the idea hopefully. Then I decided to do the last vers of Jizz In My Pants. Yeah I know how cool I am, don't you worry. Maybe later I'll post of blog of the translation - I'm in a rush right now. Sowwy.

to be finished................................................

I'm back.....

OK so i haven't blogged in, um well that doesnt really matter, lets just leave it at a while, haha. Anyhoo decided might as well decided again, its a day of miracles you see, i also started using twitter again and am still logged in twittering as i type this now. I'm up to 9 tweets so far, not very good i know, some people have like 100+ but i'm proud of myself and my small number of tweets.
Anyway, i'm severely multitasking over here. I'm blogging, twittering, revising, and dowloading. The dowloading isnt working, trying to download apps on my new phone from ovi, i get on the site i click download but it says it cant access the internet or something along those line. I'm close to giving up on it, looks like i'll be stuck with bounce and some shite car game forever and ever now, and some of the one in ovi look really good. I mean come on, who doesnt want a toin coss game, or app that make you phone vibrate? As for the revising, well, lets just say its not really going to plan. I have loads of test to do and plenty already done. Shall i catch you up? Well OK then:

BIOLOGY - not done, should be revising, but like i said, not going to plan, have general and credit still to do and fail
CHEMISTRY - done, hopefully i did well, should be getting results tomorrow
PHYSICS - both done, finsished credit one today (its a long and dodgy story so i wont bother you with it) got my general results back: ku=3 ps=4 pretty good considering 3 is the highest score you can get
COMPUTING STUDIES - done foundation and general, passed both,
GEOGRAPHY - doing on tues, should be revising and actually kind am, well....the page is open anyway, not looking forward to it because i FAIL at geography. Haha.

I also have a mountain of h/w to do, the pile just keeps getting bigger even when i actually do some of it! Dont worry though i always finish it a few hourse before the dead line XD. Not to forget the stress of duke of edinburgh, just started bronze and already regretting it, it sound to complicated for my simple mind to grasp. My head hurts just thinking about it! Have induction meeting tomorrow, have to bring notepad and pen - thats worrying.

Right so I'll stop there because i'm too busy to tell you about my day and you're probably not even interested anyway, so yeah. Maybe i'll blog tomorrow or maybe i'll forget and see you in another few months. Only time will tell.
Laters.
The Meggsturr.

Sheep lungs are slippy ?!

Sweet. My first blog.

OK well, interesting stuff....Michael Jackson died! Not that I care, I don't like his music, and honestly what was the need of the surgeries. Can't say I'm that surprised by his death, he didn't exactly look like he was in tip-top condition. Bad thing is this is gonna be on TV for ages now. Damn it.

Enough of Michael Jackson, I don't want to fill my blog with stuff I don't even care about, I just thought it would be good to remember he died today. School today, it's a Friday. I walk into school, this is when I found out Jackson died last night. But we go away from that subject quickly enough, well I moved off it quickly enough. A boy who we shall call banana man (inside joke) told another boy who we shall call Pie that he liked him. Haha. Pie is a sort of friend of our, hes really annoying but can be quite funny. Anyhoo, banana man just sort of told Pie that he liked him, although Pie isn't gay so that didn't go down well. Especially when banana man caught Miss Black doing an impression of him telling Pie he liked him. Oh it was oh so funny. Then there was a load of stuff that I can't even remember up until the bell rings.

REGI.

Boring as usual, another sub. Miss Dinell is still off. Our little circle of friends in regi have decided she is either pregnant, has cancer, or is dead. She has been off for about a month now so we think it is more likely cancer. We're a depressing class =P.

1ST PERIOD.

Well actually never went there, am such a rebel, no really I had a sports award practice. I got a gold cos I went to the regionals for 100m, relay and shot put. Our school totally owned the relay. Anyhoo, yeah so I was busy do bugger all there, just getting sorted out into our seats, I canny even remember where that is now!

2ND PERIOD.

Biology. usually I yawn at least a hundred times in this class, it is so boring!! But it was OK today, I dunno if this was cos Hitler (the teachers seriously looks like Hitler, he has the moustache and hair and everything) or cos we were mucking around with sheep's lungs. I touched the throaty bit and it was sooooo slippy, then I tried to cut it, because everyone was being wusses and the kids with gloves were doing it and the only had a glove on one hand so they were only using one hand. I had no glove son and just went for it, but I was useless, the thing is bloomin hard to cut, especially when the knife is blunt. Then we did a load of stupid question on it but the sheep's lungs took up most of the period.

3RD PERIOD.

Chemistry. I partnered up with Almond cos the class was doing a bunch of experiments. Not the most exciting and Almond is so hard to keep track of, he just disappears and I end up spending half the lesson looking for him again. But we managed the experiments quickly enough and that's that.

4TH PERIOD.

Computing studies. OMG I swear becca is insane. I was doing my work at the computer, well trying to do it but really couldn't be bothered. Becca just kept on going on and on, saying random things and looking insane. She said she liked back street boys, that the only things that really stick out in my mind when I think of her insaneness. She kept fiddling with our chairs as well.

LUNCH.

Too hot for chips, so we went for sweets at the shop. I had a galaxy and 2 packets of electroshocks. Yummy. We gobbled them up then went to sit on the heated seats as we usually do. We sat there for a while then me and Almond disappeared to sort money issues out for the school trip to Iceland we is going on next year. When we went outside again, everyone had disappeared to we went to find them. Turns out they were hanging were the dorks usually hang, the bus bays. But we went there anyway. Some hilarious stuff happened there, but I canny remember it all, I remember Becca biting me then dragging me off to force me to dance with her. She does it sometimes just to prove to me how insane she is. More hilarious stuff happened that has been wiped from my memory. Then the bell went.

5TH PERIOD.

English. I know what it feels like to live in hell now. We were on the computer writing up whatever we needed to. There was six fans. Two worked. One was being hogged by one person the other, well I don't know what happened to the other. I took one that I thought was working for me and aswee. I broke it. Split it in half. I picked it up and the bottom half fell off. I hid it, then magically fixed it!! WOOP WOOP!!! Still wouldn't work though. So we all nearly died from the horrible heat in the class, it is soooo stuffy. The rain outside after class was actually very pleasing even though I didn't have a jacket and needed to walk home.

6TH PERIOD.

Maths. The class is very hot as well, but me and aswee had the fan, so it was much much much better. We did gradients and straight lines and equations of straight lines which we have been doing for ages now. It really boring. Teach left us with loads of homework too, gah hes so nasty!

HOME.

I walked home, with aswee some of the way. It rained but was only spitting, so didn't bother me. I listened to my music but nothing exciting really happened.
I'm supposed to be seeing Peter Pan at the panto in Carlisle, but I got out of it thankfully, I really didn't want to go to never never land. I found out I can make good cups of tea. Brilliant. Now, mum shall be forcing me to make her more, damn it, why couldn't I make a crap cuppa tea?

I'll leave this day at and end here although its only 18:32.

Laters.

The Meggsturr.